16 April 2010

07 March 2010

school dances sure have changed

what ever happened to the "standing a ruler's length apart" rule?

umm..
this can't be for real.

17 February 2010

beer, it does a body good


Finally, there is proof that beer is good for you! Or, at least for your bones.. http://www.ajc.com/news/got-beer-brews-good-295906.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm

You may have a beer belly, liver disease, and high blood pressure but hell, no osteoporosis is going to get you down! Oh no sir.

TETRIS CHIC


So, I did it. I gave in and spent the whopping $3.99 to play tetris on my phone. It's more than nostalgia that convinced me this purchase was neccesary. If it were just about satisfying some kind of nostalgic longing, my house would be full of trolls and I would be lifting every rock in my path to look for newts and earth worms. I think there's more to it. Tetris has something special, something savvy, even. The multi colored falling blocks of different shapes, so sharp and clean. The theme song, sexy and catchy. The flying satellite that pops up on the screen when you get more than 100,000 points (only the privileged can appreciate). It's just something I can't put my finger on: something beautiful.

So you can imagine my excitement when I discovered this necklace--now, I can not only play tetris, eat, sleep and BREATH tetris, but, now, I can WEAR tetris as well. Geeky? No. Cool has just reached new heights.

16 February 2010

sharks, tickles, and sexual role-playing


Man, sharks are so fucking rad. I was in the middle of one of my regular surf-the-web-for-cool-shark-stuff afternoons when I came upon a how-to list for shark sexual role-playing. I love sharks and all--I mean, I REALLY love sharks--and I get the whole power play thing in the bedroom, but, seriously guys? I just feel like I would either pee my pants laughing or lose a limb. Either way, neither are very sexy.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2027055_fantasy-shark-attack.html